BITE ME

by Bethany Lauren Canon
(Clinton Township, Michigan USA)

If someone out there is a vampire, I need to get in contact with you, I am imperfect, fat, and ugly, and I am a compulsive liar, and a kleptomaniac, I have no relationship with people my age, I am selfish, and I know, that once I am a vampire, this will change, I have a friend who is a vampire, but she will not change me, for she is afraid to, to anyone, so I am relying on the internet...I have tried to change, but I need supernatural help, and I can't do it on my own! HELP ME BY BITING ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!